From Daily Kos….
The Daily Mail has an exclusive on the rampaging incompetence of the hiring process going on at ICE. The nicest thing that can be said about the new applicants at ICE is they are misfit toys. The truth is that most are mentally, morally, and physically the dregs of our society. Veteran ICE agents are appalled by what they are forced to try and train. And it’s a shitshow with Noem and Stephen Miller as the ring masters.
Here is a summation of the types of candidates being rushed through the hiring process at ICE:
- Some of the candidates hired are illiterate or too stupid to pass an “open book test.”
- Some of the candidates are drug users who only get caught long after being hired.
- Several candidates have criminal records.
- More than a few of the candidates have physically attacked or sexually assaulted others at the training facility.
- Obese men have been hired. And I mean obese (468 pounds worth of man for one applicant).
- Some candidates have lied about being in the military (stolen valor).
- And other candidates are fresh out of high school.
What a minute? Fresh out of high school? How did that happen?
It’s easy when you drop the age requirement from 21 to 18. And they have also raised the age for applicants from 40 to 65. Yes, an old man like me can apply for a job with ICE. And I would get a $50,000 signing bonus for this year!
And the physical requirements are so low that they are on the floor. There are no more sit ups to perform! It’s how we got the 468-pound candidate, even though his own doctor certified that he was physically unable to do the work!
Therefore, besides men who are prone to violence and being thugs to POC, ICE is hiring people who probably couldn’t pull a taser out without getting out of breath.
But some of you may be a little concerned about ICE hiring criminals and sexual predators…..
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