The rascal didn’t have to do any time….
Didn’t even clean up the mess he left either!….
And Trump didn’t pardon him either….
A Virginia state-run liquor store was ransacked by a masked bandit on Friday evening, authorities said, leaving a trail of broken spirit bottles strewn across the shop floor.
The suspect, an intoxicated raccoon, was found passed out in the store’s restroom the following morning.
An animal control officer “safely secured our masked bandit and transported him back to the shelter to sober up before questioning,” the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter said Tuesday.
“After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,” the agency said in a social media post….
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In May, police in Springfield Township, Ohio, were carrying out a traffic stop when things took an unusual turn. After the driver was detained, an officer returned to the car and found a pet raccoon named “Chewy” sitting in the driver’s seat with a meth pipe in its mouth. The raccoon was unharmed in the incident, the police department said….
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The little guy needs to stay off the bottle…er…bottle’s😌….
top image…A drunk raccoon passed out in the bathroom of a state-run liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, Saturday. (Samantha Martin/Hanover County Protection via AP)
bottom image….Broken bottles lie on the floor of the ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, after a raccoon broke in. (Samantha Martin/Hanover County Protection via AP)
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