The man’s getting IV’s …..
WHY?
The left-hand bruising, as well as the right-hand makeup, was still visible on Sunday when Trump met with Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy at Mar-a-Lago.
If you’re thinking, This is just what old people’s hands look like, you’re exactly right. If the White House had said from the start that “79-year-olds often get weird bruises especially when they’re taking aspirin like the president,” people on social media probably wouldn’t be watching Trump’s hands as closely.
Instead, the White House gave its usual response when asked about the two-handed bruising visible during the Zelenskyy meeting. Leavitt told the Daily Beast: “President Trump is a man of the people and he meets more Americans and shakes their hands on a daily basis than any other president in history. His commitment is unwavering and he proves that every single day.”
According to the laws of MAGA World, Trump is the greatest physical specimen to ever occupy the White House. Thus, any injury he sustains must be noble and a bit superhuman. So the bruise is and will remain a hand-shaking injury, even though it’s showing up on appendages that play little part in greeting the masses…
images….Trump takes NORAD Santa tracker calls on December 24, 2025, at Mar-a-Lago. Photo: AFP via Getty Images
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