I have a story about eyelashes….
This dog has been reading the NY Times and sitting in front of computer screen and typing for the last 9 years for this place….
It’s has had an effect on my eyes….
And I ain’t getting any younger….
I can see far fine….
But because I run this place…. I spend a lot of time checking up on it with my iPhone….
That is the problem…
The type on the damn phone is so small it started given my headaches….
So?
I went out and did the smart thing….
I went to .99 cent store and got 125 magnification eyeglasses for $2.00….
Yes….
Now with the 125’s the damn iPhone type still is small….
So?
I broke down and went a got measured for eyeglasses….
Discount 2 pairs for $69.00!
Yea, Right?
Nope….
The bill came out to $135.00….Because they sold me on a shade feature for the two pairs….
Wait….
Here’s the best part…
The eye doctor is Trump guy!
Give me the whole Trump bullshit….
I take the time to explain to the guy about how he wouldn’t be here if his family members were trying to come here now….
How Rep. Omar might not be making some people happy, but SHOULD the right to say what she thinks…
He actually agree’s to that he says after thinking for a minute!….
Anyways?
I go back a week later and get my glasses….
I walk out and get my car….
Start it up and try on the glasses…..
Guess what ?
They seem like I’m looking thru a microscope!
So the advice from the guy to wear them while driving is stupid…
Duh!
I try the glasses on at home…
Nope….
They are useless with the iMac because the type is bigger than the phone…
So I go back to what?
My 125 $2.00 glasses…..